I rather be hurt a thousands times than never feel love once. ✵ I really screwed up today, I dropped a ham. I dropped the ham, there is no more ham for the trip. ✵ I have some class! I'm not gonna have, like, hay at my wedding! ✵ I don't have the greatest chest in the world, but I love my chest, and have a big, huge butt, and I love my butt. ✵ If the person next to you isn't up on their feet, smack'em. Actually, don't hit them...I don't promote violence , I promise! ✵ I weighed 124 and they wanted me to lose 20 pounds. 20 pounds! Like, what was I supposed to do, not eat? ✵ I'm not allowed to drink because of my vocal chords. I've had a few shots before. Liquor smells like crap. I hate when people said its an 'acquired taste' because I can aquire a taste for pee then, but I don't drink pee. ✵ Music is powerful: it's a drug that makes your inhibitions go away and leaves your vulnerabilities exposed. ✵ You want a kiss? You're too far. My flying powers only work on Wednesday. ✵ Find what is unique about you. If someone else doesn't like it, don't change it. Someone else will like it eventually. ✵ I feel like I'm dating bob. I see Bob everywhere I go. ✵ Look at his signature. His signature is so pretty. Mine's like 'Hi, I'm in the fourth grade.' ✵ I just wanna see my name on a road sign, and then I can leave, I'd be happy. ✵ No I don't like Vanilla! It's bland! Wait, Vanilla is my favorite smell, Yeah Vanilla. ✵It's that half-glass full thing, but at times you just don't care about the damn glass. So, I try to remain pretty positive. ✵ Going home for Christmas means I have to get good presents because people know I have money! ✵ I was always taught through my church and family that God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. ✵ I looked up in the mirror and was like 'I look like my grandmother.' ✵ That's called airbrushed my friends! ✵ What do you mean I can't eat bread? Bread is good! Jesus ate bread! Eat bread! ✵ I'm always gonna be trying new things and not limiting myself. ✵ People try to do everything for you. I can do things. I have hands. I have feet. ✵ People will say what they say. I just want to do what I love. ✵ I'm NEVER gonna change who I am. ✵ Hey everyone there up top, yeah those were my seats, I was poor… Hey to all you poor people up there. ✵ I need this mic a little lower people- I'm only 5'3". I'm a soccer girl, not volleyball. Woohoo for the short people! ✵ Looks fade, but charm and a fun personality don't. ✵ Here. Here she comes. 'Squint Girl', commin' right atcha. ✵ I'm sorry! (Laughs) I just realized that the lyrics are 'I see it all' and then my eyes are closed (snorts while laughing). ✵ There she is! Hi, I can't see- the sun's out. ✵ I just try to be as real as I can be. ✵ Have you seen my single cover? I'm already lookin like I'm selling Thin Mints. ✵ I AM loveable! I really am! ✵ I cannot believe she ran away from me! I am not a monster! ✵ Shaq is huge, he's like a tree okay? And especially to me, I'm like a shrub. ✵ It wasn't supposed to be that serious. It's not like, 'The Hours.' ✵ I'm happy when anybody is himself. I don't like when anybody hides. ✵ Who doesn't like Grease? You'd have to be messed up. ✵ This is the lawnmower. Okay, you push and then you go 'UGH' wipe the sweat, wipe the sweat. ✵ Excuse me I talk too fast and I don't ever breathe. ✵ Never let anybody tell you that you can't do something. If you can imagine yourself there, then you can do it. ✵ Okay… how cool is Kelly Clarkson? ✵ Yes, I write love songs about dogs, yes. ✵ I want a cookie. Do you have a cookie? There's a brownie! ✵ I'm a Wal-Mart girl. You can buy everything there- CDs and food! ✵ Who wants to die on a diet? I eat like I've always eaten. If I want a frozen Ding Dong. I'm damn sure going to have one. ✵ Nothing fits but performing. Acting, singing- I have to perform."✵ "But the fish wasn't in the bowl, let's all remember that people!" ✵ "I love these people over here. This one lady turned around for a minute and she was just looking. She's like 'what is she doing?' I'm like singing to myself over here" ✵ "Houston and I, we're... ready. I don't have any other words." ✵ "Andddd that's the first scene. I'm GREAT at this!" ✵"I only have socks on, and there's a lot of rocks.... so it hurts!"✵ "Freddy is my driver. *time passes* That sounded very diva." ✵ "I get to throw the fish bowl, not the FISH, out of the window."✵"Do you like your fish? I forgot."✵"Self confidence comes from not focusing on yourself. When you're focused on your nose being too big, your eyes being too deep-set or your hair being too red, that's when you start freaking out and believing the things other people say. Anyway, who cares what they say about you? They'll not even remember you in five minutes." ✵ "After 7 years I'm still single, you'd think that would've changed..." ✵ "so I'll stop talkin....man it's hot up here, but I'm having so much fun...gosh I'm in such a weird mood tonight. Ya know, I did have a beer before the show...that might explain it...oh and look I'm still talking." ✵ "Ya know that's my bitter song...sorry. I'm totally over it, but when I start singing it I go right back..." ✵ "It actually makes me wanna swear right now, but there are a lot of little kids - but, it's like you just wanna say to him *makes body movement*...and now that I've done that the parents hate me" ✵ "I wrote a fun song for a change and to my surprise I actually like it..."