✵ I rather be hurt a thousands times than never feel love once. ✵ I really screwed up today, I dropped a ham. I dropped the ham, there is no more ham for the trip. ✵ I have some class! I'm not gonna have, like, hay at my wedding! ✵ I don't have the greatest chest in the world, but I love my chest, and have a big, huge butt, and I love my butt. ✵ If the person next to you isn't up on their feet, smack'em. Actually, don't hit them...I don't promote violence , I promise! ✵ I weighed 124 and they wanted me to lose 20 pounds. 20 pounds! Like, what was I supposed to do, not eat? ✵ I'm not allowed to drink because of my vocal chords. I've had a few shots before. Liquor smells like crap. I hate when people said its an 'acquired taste' because I can aquire a taste for pee then, but I don't drink pee. ✵ Music is powerful: it's a drug that makes your inhibitions go away and leaves your vulnerabilities exposed. ✵ You want a kiss? You're too far. My flying powers only work on Wednesday. ✵ Find what is unique about you. If someone else doesn't like it, don't change it. Someone else will like it eventually. ✵ I feel like I'm dating bob. I see Bob everywhere I go. ✵ Look at his signature. His signature is so pretty. Mine's like 'Hi, I'm in the fourth grade.' ✵ I just wanna see my name on a road sign, and then I can leave, I'd be happy. ✵ No I don't like Vanilla! It's bland! Wait, Vanilla is my favorite smell, Yeah Vanilla. ✵It's that half-glass full thing, but at times you just don't care about the damn glass. So, I try to remain pretty positive. ✵ Going home for Christmas means I have to get good presents because people know I have money! ✵ I was always taught through my church and family that God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. ✵ I looked up in the mirror and was like 'I look like my grandmother.' ✵ That's called airbrushed my friends! ✵ What do you mean I can't eat bread? Bread is good! Jesus ate bread! Eat bread! ✵ I'm always gonna be trying new things and not limiting myself. ✵ People try to do everything for you. I can do things. I have hands. I have feet. ✵ People will say what they say. I just want to do what I love. ✵ I'm NEVER gonna change who I am. ✵ Hey everyone there up top, yeah those were my seats, I was poor… Hey to all you poor people up there. ✵ I need this mic a little lower people- I'm only 5'3". I'm a soccer girl, not volleyball. Woohoo for the short people! ✵ Looks fade, but charm and a fun personality don't. ✵ Here. Here she comes. 'Squint Girl', commin' right atcha. ✵ I'm sorry! (Laughs) I just realized that the lyrics are 'I see it all' and then my eyes are closed (snorts while laughing). ✵ There she is! Hi, I can't see- the sun's out. ✵ I just try to be as real as I can be. ✵ Have you seen my single cover? I'm already lookin like I'm selling Thin Mints. ✵ I AM loveable! I really am! ✵ I cannot believe she ran away from me! I am not a monster! ✵ Shaq is huge, he's like a tree okay? And especially to me, I'm like a shrub. ✵ It wasn't supposed to be that serious. It's not like, 'The Hours.' ✵ I'm happy when anybody is himself. I don't like when anybody hides. ✵ Who doesn't like Grease? You'd have to be messed up. ✵ This is the lawnmower. Okay, you push and then you go 'UGH' wipe the sweat, wipe the sweat. ✵ Excuse me I talk too fast and I don't ever breathe. ✵ Never let anybody tell you that you can't do something. If you can imagine yourself there, then you can do it. ✵ Okay… how cool is Kelly Clarkson? ✵ Yes, I write love songs about dogs, yes. ✵ I want a cookie. Do you have a cookie? There's a brownie! ✵ I'm a Wal-Mart girl. You can buy everything there- CDs and food! ✵ Who wants to die on a diet? I eat like I've always eaten. If I want a frozen Ding Dong. I'm damn sure going to have one. ✵ Nothing fits but performing. Acting, singing- I have to perform."